REAL ZOMBIES? MMM... NO

One day I was bored in my room and I've decided to read a book. For my surprise, this book was the most interesting book I've ever read. It tells a very interesting history about two detectives that was investigating a crime. They had found a video of the crime secene and thought the assassin will probably appear on it. And they were right, but the assassin was not exactly a person... They revised the viedo a milion times trying to believe it: the assassin was a zombie! Technical image experts confirmed that the video was not falsificated. A zombie had killed a person. How they were going to catch a zombie? Without any more clues, the detectives decided to return to the crime secene. While they were looking for something that was able to help them, they heard a noise. Suddenly, they saw a zombie runing towards them. Frightened, they took out their guns and the zombie stoped running at the same time that asked if the director had changed the screenplay. The detectives at that time were so confused. In the end, it was just a horror movie, nothing real had hapenned. Result that the director hadn't asked permission to shoot in the park, and the supposed crime was a hoax.